here's your xmas injection
for the day.
This will show you how badly you suck at being Santa Claus.
This will remind you how bad hairstyles in the 80s were:
This will show you how badly you suck at being Santa Claus.
This will remind you how bad hairstyles in the 80s were:
This will remind you why he can never be usurped as the King:
And as an update...my coworker never even got the picture of Ortiz in the end. She went through all that mortification for nothing. "It's like a Seinfeld episode!!" she wailed.